I judge all fictional characters by one thing, would I have a beer with them, who in the MCU would you or wouldn’t you have a beer with?

I’m rewatching Infinity/End Game but this time I’m wondering who would be fun to get toasted with. I don’t think I’d want to drink with Thor. I don’t think it would be as fun as we think. Rocket 10000% yes. Yes to She-Hulk. Yes to Bullseye if we’re betting on darts and he’s on my team. Yes to Bruce Banner because it would be funny to try to antagonize a drunk him to make Hulk appear. I see drinking with Thanos as one of those guys you wish you hadn’t invented out for beer after it’s too late.

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NaiadoftheSea2025-12-28 08:02

I would be down to have a beer with:

Yelena Belova

Agatha Harkness

Thor

Loki

Groot

She-Hulk

Vision

jinzokan2025-12-28 09:15

Rocket?

47isthenew422025-12-28 13:24

Nope. [Rocket can't hold his liquor.](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy8jnxxm70jo.amp)

Same reason why I won't have a beer with Tony Stark.

radcru3332025-12-28 14:27

She hulk because you'd probably get laid

JolyneBestoJoJo7702025-12-28 08:02

Pietro seemed like a chill guy. 100% him... If he was alive, that's it.

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Ok_Relationship15992025-12-28 08:06

Fun to have beer with:
Tony Stark
Peter Quill
Thor
Frank Castle
Matt Murdoch
Karen Page
Kate Bishop
Yelena Belova
Shuri
Loki

Not fun to have beer with:
Steve Rogers
Anyone from Hydra
General Ross
Samuel Sterns

exaviyur2025-12-28 09:42

Pfft, you only said Matt because he puts out

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:22

Tony for sure, who would not

PoorLifeChoices8112025-12-28 08:37

I don’t drink, but I’d love to sit and have some chai tea with a spider man

exaviyur2025-12-28 09:43

That's like saying tea tea.

Allexandyr2025-12-28 11:52

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alkemmist2025-12-28 14:13

Only if you pay cash from the atm machine

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:26

just saw this right after putting my own thing about chai tea meaning tea tea lol

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:25

chai tea? Please say tea or chai only, chai tea means tea tea

ants_taste_great2025-12-28 08:45

Wolverine.

VileSlay2025-12-28 08:52

Aunt May

tke732025-12-28 09:12

Since all versions of Spider-Man are now part of the MCU, you’ll have to clarify. Otherwise, I don’t know if I should agree with you or not.

formykka2025-12-28 11:45

I think I'd be up for hanging out with Marisa Tomei, Rosemary Harris, or, yeah, probably Sally Fields' Aunt Mays. Lily Tomlin? Definitely.

ThreadLaced2025-12-28 09:10

y'all are going to be mad at me but I would NOT like to have a drink with Tony Stark, although I would like to attend a party \*hosted\* by Tony Stark, where I would have a drink with just about any other Avenger or Avengers-adjacent person.

cluelessemoji2025-12-28 09:35

Drax and Mantis.
Then Scott Lang.

wakeup372025-12-28 10:04

Hard no to Rocket, he's an angry drunk.

Any of the following in any combination would be fun people to hang out with that I can relate to, and they don't seem to be people that would feel the need to dominate the room: Clint Barton, Kate Bishop, Isaiah Bradley, Katy Chen, Shang-Chi, Aamir Khan (soft drinks only), M'Baku, Nakia, Foggy Nelson, Karen Page, May Parker, Peter Parker (when he's old enough), Pepper Potts, Hank Pym, Monica Rambeau, Jack Russell, Talos, Jennifer Walters and, of course, Wong.

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:48

Love your list

Unknownuser192832025-12-28 10:22

Black window

LaylaLegion2025-12-28 10:30

Anyone who says Tony Stark deserves a slap on the head for being an insensitive idiot.

permathrowaway-accnt2025-12-28 13:40

what why

LaylaLegion2025-12-28 13:50

He’s a RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC!

permathrowaway-accnt2025-12-28 13:56

ah in that case we'll go for milkshakes & donuts

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:48

Well played

radroamingromanian2025-12-28 17:34

Did you watch the IronMan movies? They’re very clear on this.

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:24

I still like him, we can have a donut on the donut shop's big donut

Scary-Command22322025-12-28 10:40

Foggy, Matt and Karen we've already seen are good fun to drink with. Frank if he's not in an aggressive mood. Thor but don't try and keep up with him. She hulk if she's not feeling sorry for herself and same goes for star lord. Ant man and his buddies.

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:49

Ant man friends oh hell yeah

formykka2025-12-28 11:32

I can think of a lot that I wouldn't want to have a beer with, not because I don't like them, but so many are extraverts and can be a bit much, or, in the case of, say, Bruce Banner, I'd be worried what might set him off and I end up dead.

That being said: Magneto, Yelena, Alexei would probably be a lot of fun. Wolverine would probably be a lot of sitting in silence drinking, maybe a game of pool, and that's fine with me. Luis, but I'd want Scott there too for when Luis becomes a bit much, but I definitely want to hear more about that Rothko, which I hear is *sublime*. Carol Danvers maybe, but I'm sure she'd be busy. Oh, and Darcy. Definitely Darcy.

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:50

DARCY FOR THE WIN lol yes

mikeydev672025-12-28 12:16

Justin Hammer, Trevor Slattery, Peter Quill & Scott Lang. I feel like that would be a decent night out.

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:51

I’d worry Trevor might be too annoying too quickly but still probably fun

StrLord_Who2025-12-29 05:29

Lol Justin Hammer is the best answer and one I wouldn't have thought of. Really this is just the best list period. But I would like to add Loki to it.

Fun-Poet53382025-12-28 13:00

Probably none of them, I'm very introverted.

CharacterOld86912025-12-28 13:12

Stephen Strange pours bottomless beers, is there any other choice? 🍺

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:52

Yes, WONG, probably more fun.

Tcloud2025-12-29 01:19

Wong answer.

boardgamejoe2025-12-29 18:05

Yet, they had to hit up a deli for a sandwich.

permathrowaway-accnt2025-12-28 13:49

Limiting myself to four people, for a chill hangout:

Kamala Khan

Jennifer Walters

Phillip Coulson

Mantis

(not literally beers though, everyone can choose their drink)

ubutterscotchpine2025-12-28 17:24

Kamala would be so fun to hang out with 🥺 that’s definitely what I’m judging by. I don’t really drink except maybe a cocktail socially. My top 5 would probably be: Yelena, Kamala, Carol, Walker or Peter Quill, and probably Groot because it can’t get more chill than that.

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:52

COULSON! Heck yeah

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:23

Coulson who's that? FOR THE LAST TIME HE IS NOT COULSON OR PHILL HE IS AGENT

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:24

BY "PHILLIP COULSON" YOU MEAN AGENT RIGHT? NOT PHILL

Grape_Appropriate2025-12-28 14:28

I would definitely use coke with Yelena

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:53

Shhh, don’t let Disney know

CrucialElement2025-12-28 15:55

Thanos seemed like a cool drunk in What If?

hewasaraverboy2025-12-28 16:52

Why not Thor? Hes a tank and he’s funny

LossyP2025-12-28 21:36

Thor and Dr. Strange specifically for the infinite beer trick he did, plus I wouldn’t have to drive home. Strange could open a portal to Taco Bell, then back to my house where I’ll be watching The Sopranos with Madisynn & Wongers.

biggiefryie2025-12-28 17:39

Doctor Strange, Thor, Galactus, Silver Surfer, Doctor Doom, Captain Marvel, Celestials

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:53

Very interesting selection

biggiefryie2025-12-28 19:01

They've all seen and experienced so much

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:21

Thor and Tony for sure

d0om_gaZe2025-12-28 18:19

no beers but I'd love to smoke a joint with -
Yelena
Bob
Logan
Steve Rogers
Rhodey
Valkyrie
Yondu
Mantis
Groot
Drax
Korg
Jennifer Walters
The Ancient One
Blind Al
Happy Hogan
Wanda
Negasonic Teenage Warhead & Yukio
May Parker (all variants)
Ted / Man-Thing

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 18:54

Can I join too?

d0om_gaZe2025-12-28 19:07

absolutely!

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:29

Tony stark and happy and alot more thor, groot, rocket raccon

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:28

forgot about happy, me too happy

d2eRX522025-12-28 19:24

i don't drink, but peter parker (not by tom holland, the maguire one)

mc2bit2025-12-28 19:29

Thor - hilarious and would be making friends left and right.

Loki - gets elegantly hammered then has the whole bar singing along with him as he gets sappy and romantic. Also, snarky AF.

Captain Marvel - great taste in music and would want to dance all night.

Quill - ditto.

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 19:32

Ok you sold me. I’ll bring the tequila

New_Success27822025-12-29 01:16

Oh my God, yes to all of this.

Niel152025-12-28 19:59

I don't drink alcohol, but would like to hang out with Bruce, Wong, or Scott.

Dmytrocracy2025-12-28 20:19

I don't drink alcohol so with no one

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:29

maybe siome non alcoholic

CCGplayer642025-12-28 23:00

Has nobody said Happy Hogan? Not only does he seem super chill and good-humored, but you know he knows how to take care of you if you get messy (after years of experience with Tony).

SmokinBacon2025-12-28 23:24

Wow I kinda feel bad for not thinking of him. Good call.

stonespiral2025-12-28 23:41

but there's, like, a cliff with Happy, right? It's great for a while but then he's had one too many and start getting real weepy.

The5Virtues2025-12-29 00:24

I like to keep it light when drinking. Having sat for drinks with a lot of people who have seen too much and given too much I think some of my favorite characters are the ones I’d least like to drink with.

Some of them handle it better than others.

I’d happily have drinks with Matt Murdock because he still keeps his darkness inside even after a few beers.

I adore Cap, but after a few drinks he gets quiet and reflective, and he’s best left to himself.

I think my list of approved drinking buddies would be pretty short, honestly. Anyone who’s been to actual war is, for me, not much fun to drink with. Experiencing a war zone, of any era, does things to you. One night you might be a great time, and the next you may be the most miserable company imaginable.

My list of beer night hang out buddies is:

Daredevil, She-Hulk, Deadpool, Steven Strange, Wong, Agatha, Valkyrie… honestly that might be it. Steven and Valkyrie are iffy too.

Practical-Debate15982025-12-29 00:41

Thor (maybe)

Matt Murdock

Kate bishop

Red Guardian

Logan

New_Success27822025-12-29 01:15

I would 100% have a beer with Captains Carol Danvers and Maria Rambeau cause I know we'll be dancing, having fun karaoke sessions, and playing arcade games all night long. 💃🎙️🕹️

theSteakKnight2025-12-29 01:24

Would: Scott Lang

Wouldn't: The Void

fisheggsoup2025-12-29 02:40

Makkari

PopeSpenglerTheFirst2025-12-29 03:08

I would like to see the three Peter Parker’s get drunk together, especially if I could direct the conversation.

Did all three have an uncle Ben or only two?? The world needs to know!

SmokinBacon2025-12-29 03:34

That would be an emotional conversation

burghguy32025-12-29 04:36

Wong.

There’s others. But Wong is my first choice.

Firm_Maintenance_3092025-12-29 05:23

As a fellow recovering alcoholic, I think a non-alcoholic beer with Tony and Steve would be really special. Im smoking a fat bowl with Bruce and Scott and Strange probably has the good stuff back in Kamer-Taj. I also bet Carol, Natasha, Shuri, and Wanda would be a blast out at a club.

and if we are including the x-men then pre-sober me is getting obliterated with Logan.

BellesBourbonBullets2025-12-29 06:50

I’d want to be sitting around a table with Bucky, Scott Lang, She-Hulk, Yelena, and probably Wong.

I___Am____Gavlaaaaar2025-12-29 16:32

Madisynn!

SmokinBacon2025-12-29 18:02

YESSSS

After-Dog-65932025-12-30 00:24

You gotta think about the powers though. If you wanna get drunk with someone you can’t choose the Hulk or She-Hulk or Captain America because their serums make it so they can’t get drunk (unless you’re drinking the Asgardian ale from AoU, but that’d be too much too fast). Get a beer with them, sure, but get bombed with them, not so much. I think Star-Lord would be awesome to get hammered with, Sam Wilson would be fun too. Yelena would be fun but I’d have to ignore the fact I’m enabling her alcoholism

XxL3THALxX2025-12-30 02:08

Party Thor

Prize-Individual94302025-12-30 03:02

I would not have a beer with anybody.

Lotan_Firemane2025-12-30 03:32

Baron Zemo and his sick dance moves.

DownhillSisyphus2025-12-30 07:30

ABSOLUTELY positively NEVER with Captain Marvel.

Southern_Stage_76632026-01-06 11:20

Tony stark i would